I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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