do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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