It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
What drink are we having for lunch?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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