I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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