I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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