Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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