I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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