Porn is love you can see.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
