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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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