Who did Billy Mays play for?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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