? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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