if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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