apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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