Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I party with great urgency now.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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