That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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