Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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