i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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