Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
