She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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