Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize