1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Pants 0. Shit 1.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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