new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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