We got so high we made milksteak
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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