after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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