what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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