So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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