i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
