Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
well I can't set my house on fire every night
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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