Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize