I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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