i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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