i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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