He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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