i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
And then he peed in my hair
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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