yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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