It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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