please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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