So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dick very happy bro
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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