just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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