There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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