You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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