sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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