so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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