Whod you bang
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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