dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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