Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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