Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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