did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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