elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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