I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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