Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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