PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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