i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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